Say your beloved’s name backwards three times.
Box up every love note, every gift. Seal the box with a double knot.
Smudge every room with wormwood, mugwort, and sage, and sprinkle coarse salt over all the windowsills and doorways.
Stay out all night dancing.
Take a new lover.
Post pictures of the two of you, smiling, all over Facebook.
When someone asks about your ex, look puzzled and say, who?