Step inside.
Look at all the bored stressed-
out blank faces.
Launch into Gregorian chant.
Tell them you've never gotten over
your fear of heights.
Ask if this elevator might
be hijacked.
Repeat Schnellzugzuschlag
quickly ten times.
Ask how fast an elevator
falls
if the cable breaks.
Ask about the center
of the
earth,
and might the elevator plunge
that far.
Offer to read your own
personal elevator poems.
Ask if you'll see
the bones of miners
on the way down.
Another poem of your
own, as many as it takes
to reach your floor.